Joker from the movie ‘The Dark Knight’ is undoubtedly one of the best villains of all times. Here are some Joker quotes. You can also read some really good comments on Joker extracted from YouTube at the end of these quotes. Now go on guys read and enjoy those witty wise philosophical quotes from the phenomenal Joker.
Madness, as you know is a lot like gravity, all it takes is a little push.
If you are good at something, never do it for free.
Fake people don’t surprise me anymore. loyal people do.
The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon’s got plans. You know, they’re schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I’m not a schemer.
Do I really look like a guy with a plan?
“See I’m not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve.”
You think you can just steal from us and walk away?
Joker: “ yea “
“Why don’t you just give me a call when you start taking things a little more seriously. Here’s my card.”
“No matter how good a person you are, you are still evil in their moods & needs.”
“See in their last moments people show you who they really are. So in a way….. I knew your friends better than you ever did……. You wanna know which one was a coward?”
“It’s not about money. It’s about sending a message”
“They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out, like a leper!”
“You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with, nothing to do with all your strength”
“To them… Your just a freak like me”
“You truly are incorruptible, aren’t you? You won’t kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won’t kill you because you’re just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.”
“Let’s put a smile on that face!”
“You didn’t disappoint. You let five people die, then you let them take your place, even to a guy like me that’s cold.”
“You wanna know how I got these scars?”
“You see, their morals, their code, it’s a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble.”
“This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.”
“Don’t worry, I’m gonna tell you where they are. Both of ’em. And that’s the point: you’ll have to chose.”
“Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.”
“You can’t rely on anyone these days. You gotta do everything yourself; that’s okay, I came prepared.”
“I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets.”
“When chips are down, these civilized people.. they’ll eat each other”
“You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it!”
“I’m an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair!”
“I took Gotham’s white knight and I brought him down to our level. It wasn’t hard.”
“What ever does not kill you simply makes you stranger”
“I don’t want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, No!. You… you complete me.”
“Let’s not “blow” things out of proportion.”
“Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can’t savor all the… little emotions.”
“Don’t talk like one of them. You’re not! Even if you’d like to be.”
“They’re only as good as the world allows them to be.”
“The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.”
What do you want?
Joker: “I just want my phone call.”
“Nobody panics when things go “according to plan”. Even if the plan is horrifying!”
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight’s entertainment!”
“It’s not about money. It’s about sending a message. Everything burns…”
You’ll Also Love These YouTube Comments on Joker and Dark Knight
Main actor: Joker
Supporting Actor: Batman
– Dave Hong
Heath ledger was not the best joker, he was the joker.
He doesn’t have any super powers; he’s not a mutant; he’s just an intelligent man who’s lost all of his humanity marbles. He’s a Walmart person gone awol
– Cat Santos
Jared Leto’s joker: Sane person trying to act insane
Joaquin Phoenix’s joker: Insane person trying to act sane
Heath Ledger’s joker: Insane person being insane
John wick: kills 3 men with the tip of the pencil.
Heath Ledger joker: kills one man with pencil but with the eraser.
– Gustavo Briones
So joker was the first guy who killed some1 using pencil before john wick
– Thanos Becomes Darkseid
Everyone talks about how John Wick killed a dude with a pencil. The joker did that, and made it disappear at the same time!